You know when you're a cavy slave when you address birthday and greeting cards from you and your piggies.
By Jen
You know you're a cavy slave when your family doesn't recognize you without a pig in your lap.
You know you're a cavy slave when you purr to your husband to show him your affection.
You know you're a cavy slave when you clean their cage more than your bedroom.
You know you're a cavy slave when you enjoy your cavies so much that you don't want to have children.
You know you're a cavy slave when the only part of your son's room that is clean is the cavy's cage!
You know you're a cavy slave when the mailman brings more guinea pig mail than letters addressed to occupant.
You know you're a cavy slave when you spend more time in the caviary than the house.
You know you're a cavy slave when your first words in the door are "WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK"!
You know you're a cavy slave when your daughter climbs into your lap, looks up' and says, Mom, pretend I'm a guinea pig.
By Amanda K
You know you're a cavy slave when the vet bills for your cavies are higher than your kids' doctor bills.
You know you're a cavy slave when you turn down a date because a cavy is due and you want to make sure she doesn't lose this litter.
You know your a cavy slave when you get home and say hi to your cavies, but forget to say hi to your own family.
By Ellen
You know you're a cavy slave when your six your old daughter wants to be a cavy farmer.
By Laura
You know you're a cavy slave when each member of your family has its own cavy.
By Michele
You know you're a cavy slave when you let them watch more TV than your kids.
By Wendy
You know you're a cavy slave when you label 16 out of your 17 re-usable cameras, "Wheeker's baby pictures", the other labeled, "Family Christmas pictures."
By Peanut Butter
You know you're a cavy slave when you've been on a vacation and you only bring presents back for your guineas.
By piggie gig
