You know you're a cavy slave when you decide you and your husband will be eating salads all week because it's easier to make your food and theirs at the same time.
By Heather
You know you're a cavy slave when you won't get up to take your medicine, but you drag yourself out of bed because there are cavies to be fed!
You know you're a cavy slave when your cavies know they can sit and stare at you to get a carrot, no wheeking required.
You know you're a cavy slave when all the food in the refrigerator belongs to the cavy.
You know you're a cavy slave when you do all your grocery shopping only to realize that you forgot your own food.
You know you're a cavy slave when you ask for a Piggie Bag at an expensive restaurant for all the parsley garnishees.
You know you're a cavy slave when you go to a gourmet fruit and vegetable shop just to buy treats for the cavies.
You know you're a cavy slave when you get up early just to feed the cavies so they wont be hungry.
You know you're a cavy slave when you spend more time in feed stores than in grocery stores.
You know you're a cavy slave when you get more upset over the price of lettuce and carrots than the price of beef.
You know you are a cavy slave when the first thing you do in the morning is give your cavies a treat.
You know you're a cavy slave when you feel guilty eating a salad when you don't give your cavies a taste as well.
You know you're a cavy slave when you make calls all over town for timothy hay, rather than feed them mediocre hay from the pet store.
You know you're a cavy slave when there are more vegetables in the refrigerator than food for yourself.
You know you're a cavy slave when you consider your vegetables to be cavy leftovers.
You know you're a cavy slave when you look at the vitamin C content of the vegetables before the price per pound.
You know you're a cavy slave when you refer to your refrigerator as the golden box where the vegetables are kept.
You know you're a cavy slave when you can't eat a banana without automatically braking of the last inch, to give to your cavy.
You know you're a cavy slave when you go to get a snack and end up giving it to the cavies instead.
You know you're a cavy slave when you buy expensive out of season fruit just for your cavies.
You know you're a cavy slave when your don't buy junk food so you can afford more parsley.
You know you're a cavy slave when you wash your cavy's vegetables more than your own.
You know you're a cavy slave when you feed the cavies fresh romaine from the store and eat the wilted bits in your salad.
You know you're a cavy slave when you wait to go grocery shopping till you're out of vegetables for the cavies.
You know you're a cavy slave when you drive across town to get vegetables for cavies, but purchase your family's groceries at the nearest supermarket.
You know you're a cavy slave when all they have to do is look at you to get a kiss and a piece of carrot.
By Jessica
You know your a cavy slave when you visit the grocery store every day to buy fresh vegetables for your cavies.
By Erica
You know you're a cavy slave when you get sick from eating too many apples because you want to give cores to your cavies.
By Laura
You know you're a cavy slave when you buy vegetables you've never even heard of before you adopted your cavy.
By Angelina
You know you're a cavy slave when instead of eating regularly, you grip your food in mittens and take minuscule bites, chewing furiously.
By Pheonix
You know you're a cavy slave when you're starving, but you feed your cavies first.
By Carmen
You know you're a cavy slave when you avoid the refrigerator so you will
not have to give your cavy a treat.
By Hannah
You know you're a cavy slave when your friends go to the fridge and ask, "Okay, what's NOT for the cavy?".
By Anonymous
You know you're a cavy slave when your cavy gets fresh romaine lettuce and your husband gets Dole Caesar Salad in a bag.
By Kim
You know you're a cavy slave when you have a special refrigerator in your garage just for your cavy's food.
By Patti Campbell
You know you are a cavy salve when you got out to dinner
and take food from the salad bar home for your cavy.
By Barbara Maholick
You know you are a cavy slave when you plant a garden entirely of wheatgrass
and clover for your cavy!
By Peggy
