You know you're a cavy slave when you're on "Cavies Galore.com" all day long, with a cavy sitting in your lap eating a carrot. From SamboBambo
You know you're a cavy slave when the power goes out and you buy a generator to keep your cavy warm.
You know you are a cavy slave when you schedule your plans around your cavy's schedule.
You know you're a cavy slave when you save every piece of cardboard to make a new cavy toy.
You know you are a cavy slave when you are calling after your friend and you say "Wait, whait, wheat, wheek, wheek!!"
You know you're a cavy slave when you stand around the water cooler at work and tell cavy stories to your bored co-workers.
You know you're a cavy slave when you can't walk by the cavies cages without petting them.
You know you're a cavy slave when each time you pass the cage you have to stop and pick the flecks of bedding out of the food dish.
You know you're a cavy slave when you think about your cavies more than your job.
You know you're a cavy slave when you think about your cavies more than your clothes.
You know you're a cavy slave when petting your cavy is the high point of your whole day.
You know you're a cavy slave when you read the same cavy books over and over, just because you like the material.
You know you're a cavy slave when your cavies have their own advent calendar.
You know you're a cavy slave when you give up listening to the radio to listen to the music of baby cavies popcorning.
You know you're a cavy slave when you protest movie makers who try to pass off cavies as hamsters in their production.
You know you're a cavy slave when you go outside during the dark of night to clean the cage because you don't want your cavy to have to sleep with a bad smell.
By Ellen
You know your a cavy slave when your cavy has more toys then you do.
By Laura
You know your a cavy slave when your friend sends mail to you and asks how the cavy is doing.
By Laura
You know you're a cavy slave when it's almost midnight,
you're 40 messages behind in you're e-mail, and you just can't go to bed before reading the GPDD.
BY Monica
You know you're a cavy slave when you think NPR (National Public Radio)stands for "National Pig Radio".
By Linda
You know when your a cavy slave when you can't leave your room without peting your cavy and saying goodbye.
By Cassie
You know you're a cavy slave when you refer to them as "my babies".
Timothy & Lisa
You know you're a cavy slave when you are on a first name basis with your vet.
By Dee
You know you're a cavy slave when you're considering about having a baby and your biggest concern is, "will I have enough time for my cavies if I'm busy with a newborn?"
By Suzanne
You know you're a cavy slave when you dream about your cavies.
By Sarah
You know you're a cavy slave when you start your day by cuddleing with your cavies.
By Sarah
You know you're a cavy slave when you spend hour upon hour on the caviesgalore.com message board.
By Kat
You know you're a cavy slave when you let your cavy run under the shrubs in your yard, even though it takes you forever to get him out.
By Kat
You know you're a cavy slave when your goal is to have just one more cavy than you already own.
By Leah Knudsen
You know you're a cavy slave when you rent a copy of the movie Dr. Doolittle just to see the talking cavy.
By Albert
You know you're a cavy slave when your cavies have their own room, but your children share one.
By Keith
You know you're a cavy slave when you include them in your prayers at night.
By Geneva
You know you're a cavy slave when you realize there are other crazy cavy lovers out there like you after you read all these different sayings (It's kind of comforting).
By Trish
You know you're a cavy slave when you let your cavy walk up and down the piano making music.
By Maxi Woo
You know you're a cavy slave when your teacher asks you a question and without even thinking you respond with a shrill wheek.
By Anna
You know you're a cavy slave when you pay more attention to your cavy than your boyfriend.
By Kelly
You know you're a cavy slave when you buy them an air filtration system because one of your cavy's has asthma.
By Lor
You know you're a cavy slave when you can imitate their squeak perfectly.
By Kat
You know you're a cavy slave when you can't go to bed at night unless you've held your cavy in your arms to kiss him goodnight.
By Patti Campbell
You know you're a cavy slave when your father-in-law wants to feed the cavies vegetable scraps that have been left in the bottom of the sink and you say "No! They only eat good vegies!"
By Lor
You know you're a cavy slave when
whenever you go out of the room,
you have to tell each and every one
of them goodbye.
By Aly
You know you're a cavy slave when your guinea pig breaks a tooth and you play "toothfairy" by putting a few dimes under its hay.
By Laura
You know you're a cavy slave when you get to obtaining 5 cavies, and having your room filled with cavy miscellania.
By Veronica
You know you're a cavy slave when your cavy does their buisness all over you and you blame it on yourself for holding them to long.
By Marli
You know you're a cavy slave when you stop off in the pet shop on the way home from school just to see the cavies!
By Madeline
You know you're a cavy slave when you litter your speech with cavyims - ie., the store Crate and Barrel becomes "Pig and Barrel"; Petsmart becomes "Pigsmart", etc. Not that I ever do this.
By Linda
