To the tune of Metallica's Enter Sandman.

Feed your pigs, little one
Dont forget, my son
To give food to each one
I throw food in, purr within
Keep them free from squeaks
Til the Sandpig he comes

(Chorus)
Sleep with both eyes open
Gripping their litter tight
Exit squeaks, enter food
Pet their fur
We're off to make the cavy purr

Something's on, the fridge light
Heavy pigs tonight
And they are brown and white
Dreams of cukes, dreams of lettuce
Dreams of to-ma-toes
And of things they can bite

(Chorus)

Now I lay me down to sleep
Gave the pigs some food to eat
If they squeak before I wake
Give the pigs some more to take

Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the pigs next to your bed
Squeaking loud until they're fed

Exit squeaks, enter food
Popcorn land
Exit squeaks, enter food
Pet their fur
We're off to make the cavy purr

By Steve Homer