Have yourself a piggy little Christmas,
Let your pig grow fat,
Feed him tons,
and let him wear a Santa hat.

Have yourself a piggy little Christmas,
Make your Yuletide gay,
Feed your pig
a heaping bowl of food today.

Hear the pigs as they wheek to us,
happy slaves, o feed them more
Parsley, Lettuce and carrot tops
strewn across the cage's floor.

Decorate the parsley tree together,
If the Pigs allow
Hang a golden carrot on the highest bough.
And have yourself a piggy little Christmas now.

By Rachel